>During yesterday’s 14-9 loss to the Florida Marlins, Carlos Pena reminded us just how pathetic of a history the Tampa Bay Rays really have.  Pena homered in his fifth straight game tying the mark previously held by Jose Canseco.  When a post-A’s Jose Conseco holds a team record, you know that you don’t have a very good past.

When asked how he felt about his record being tied, Canseco was quick to point out that he and Pena have been buddies for a long time.  In fact, before games, they used to go into the shower stalls and shoot each other up with pharmaceutical enhancements.  When reminded that his career never overlapped with Pena’s, Canseco reportedly said, “Yes, it did!  You just wait until my next book!”