>I feel like I’ve hit a gold mine lately in poor headlines!  Today’s: Calf to Sideline Manny for at Least Three Weeks.

That’s right, folks.  After his much hype cross species MMA fight, Manny Ramirez is going to be sidelined for at least three weeks.  Rump Roast, the five week old calf from Pasadena, California, answered the ’80’s question “Who’s the Boss?”  by taking down Manny in record time of 5.3 seconds.

When asked what happened, Manny replied, “Bulls*%t!!!  No, literally, man.  He pooped and it threw me off my game.  Next thing I knew, he was all over me and I was done.”