>MLBTradeRumors.com once again comes up with a great headline.  This time: Royals Like Jeff Francoeur.

Apparently, at a 5th grade dance, the Kansas City Royals expressed to their friends that they thought Jeff Francoeur was “kinda cute” and they would like to “go out with him.”

In response to a folded up note, Francoeur said something about “icky girls” and ran away.