>The Texas Rangers wrapped up the AL West today with a win over the Oakland A’s.  It’s the first time the Rangers have made the playoffs since 1999 – you know, back when Juan Gone wasn’t long gone, and Pudge was… oh wait, he’s still around.  In honor of this epic victory… okay, it wasn’t really that shocking, they’ve been way ahead in the division most of the season.  Regardless, in honor of the Rangers clinching the division, I now present you with a picture of Michael Young (who is in the playoffs for the first time after 1500+ regular season games) Kung Fu fighting the rest of the team.

And your bonus picture: Rangers Ron Washington eating an imaginary apple.  Apparently the cocaine rehab was very effective.

And your double bonus picture: The original Texas Ranger…

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