>Since this is everybody’s first place for breaking news, the first major free agent signing of the winter took place just seconds ago…

Victor Martinez, the 1B-DH-C-BNAS (Backup National Anthem Singer) formerly of the Indians and Red Sox, signed a 4-year, $50 million deal with the Detroit Tigers.  The career .300 hitter should solidfy an already half-way decent, mildly dangerous, frequently injured lineup.

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